Tale of the rings

Once upon a time, many many months ago, L had taken her weddings rings off. Because her fingers were growing steadily to the size of sausages, soaked for 3 days. So she put them in a safe place, where she was sure she wouldn't forget where they were.

Fast forward to about a month ago, where she started wondering, hey I haven't seen my wedding rings for a while. So she starts thinking of the last place she saw them, on the kitchen counter. Where it is no where to be seen. So she starts searching frantically. Thinking she threw them away. The trashcan is the first place she looks. Nothing!, then the closets. Still nothing. Now disappointed that she lost her wedding rings, she feels like an ass for losing something worth a small fortune. Failure sets in.

Fast forward to present day. L goes on a mini shopping spree, where she gets an awesome deal on a new wallet and some completely awesome new sunglasses. When L gets home, she decides to clean out her old wallet, and fill up the new one with all her prized possessions. Well, she goes about doing her business. Get everything cleaned out of the old wallet and remember, this wallet has a change zipper, better check it! Well to L's surprise, she opens this magical change pocket, and ta da, there are her weddings rings.

Moral, don't put your rings in stupid places, like the change zipper of your wallet! Especially while pregnant!